Prepare the vermicelli noodles as indicated on the package (the ones I use just need to soak 4 minutes in hot water).
In the meantime, gently fry the garlic in some oil. After a minute or so, add the minced meat, if using.
When the meat is cooked, add the coriander stalks, the mushrooms, the sprouts, the grated carrot and cabbage. Mix for a minute and remove from heat.
Stir the oyster sauce, the fish sauce and the sugar. Using scissors, cut the rice noodles into smaller pieces, and stir the mixture as well.